Primary Sources

January 7, 2008

Primary Sources

close to the President have been heard to say
that the man picks his nose.

Down at the caucus, theyre generating false excitement
over nobody special and debating
inconsequentials,
like who parted Edwards hair;

and I wish I could say I did,
but they wouldn’t let me use a crow bar.

I cant eat.
Cant sleep either, and it isn’t because of any
of those plastic fantastic candidates
or any of that bullshit that wont matter
even to the losers who knew they’d lose
and ran anyway.

But it’s January umpty umpth
and primary sources indicate
it’s all downhill from here.